News Until You Puke

I listen to way an excessive amount of news. I sense if I do not, I’ll leave out the Second Coming, spreading Tsunami, in coming meteor, rising melt water from glaciers, a solar flare that would fry me, alien invasion or next terror attack that has been promised for the beyond four years. Since I don’t want to miss this stuff, I concentrate to manner too much information.

Beause I concentrate to manner an excessive amount of information, I recognize manner too much approximately beheadinigs and bullet riddled bodies. I realize way an excessive amount of about automobile bombs and body parts lying around. A few days in the past they determined a few dozen heads in containers in Iraq. This is no way to get in advance in struggle. I want I failed to recognise about that, however I do. It makes me wonder in which the rest of them went. I best understand these things due to the fact I watch and pay attention to manner too much news.

I recognise too many darn critiques approximately manner too much stuff. I used to pay attention to Limbaugh, however I don’t think he believes himself every so often and O’Reilly is just way too irritated, smart assed and repressed for my flavor, but I recognize about these men, due to the fact I concentrate to way too much news. I did listen a few matters…Inside the information about their private lives, and that become pretty cool to know they are not as righteous as they would have me agree with. I discovered that at the the news. I concentrate to manner an excessive amount of you already know. I concentrate to Air America. Now that is a pretty newsy bunch if ever there was one. I like them. They scare the hell out of me, but I like them. They say everything approximately government and this administration that every one the other information I read about them makes me think. They make me experience that the thoughts I even have approximately approximately all of the different news I examine about is as a minimum normal. At least I don’t experience so on my own in my response to all the information I study way too much of.

I know way too much about Politicians, specially Republican ones that love Jesus a lot, some of them appear to love making struggle an increasing number of so he can go back or some thing it seems. They make love too, however appear to often get stuck doing it with the wrong people or even the incorrect intercourse. Yikes, but sincere, I study it within the news. I study Mrs. Bush moved out of the Whitehouse currently due to the fact Mr. President became goofin around with…Well, others. Wow, that is pretty darn large news. Didn’t see it on Fox or AOL although, so maybe it’s not information, or perhaps it is but not news for the masses, who is aware of? Some information tells me I might not see this information on the news because they may not make it information, so I bet we lose. Gosh, the news even tells me that this President might not also be the actual President and that such a lot of people had their vote thrown out, OK Democratic electorate did. Now that would be miserable, but appears proper to me. I hear it’s far actual, from the information, two times!

Because of the information, I understand manner too much about CEO’s who take way an excessive amount of from absolutely everyone else to complement themselves. I suggest a LOT of them do. The information fills me in on how a whole lot Congressmen and Reps take from the public till, however CEO’s are getting quite darn true at it too. I see it inside the news. Million dollar birthday events, retirements that make God jealous since now he would not personal all the livestock on a thousand hills after all. That former CEO does! Or as a minimum he can. Smirking chimps all, because they usually appear so sorry AFTER they get caught, and so guardian taken aback because they’re soooooo innocent, however I simply bet if nobody noticed, they had now not be sorry a bit and take a few greater. But then as a minimum later, we’d have greater information. I read inside the news in which Enron simply failed to hand out the electricity they said they didn’t have, however did and got big greenbacks from old human beings in California looking to preserve warm or cool…I forget which. Made me kinda mad. Those men went to prison, but I hope we do not examine inside the information that their first-class buddy, Mr. President, pardons them or something on his way out the door. I examine within the news he can do this. It concerns me due to the fact I additionally read that when the President left Texas as Governor and turned into requested who could easy up after all of the harm he did, he said it changed into no longer his hassle. I hope I do not study he stated that again when he leave office this time. I bet he does. I examine within the news once that humans don’t change a good deal in their lives and what they were they nevertheless are for the most component.

Why do I do this to myself…You know, analyzing and taking note of all of the information and opinions approximately the news and the humans in the news who make the news and want the news in no way observed them? How many heads in boxes do I really want to recognise about or squashed humans in earthquakes? I actually have to mention, I am involved that if I don’t hold up with the news, I’ll omit the certainly massive one, some thing that might be. I attempted once to now not watch or concentrate to the news or the evaluations the huge boys have approximately it, but it didn’t paintings. I were given frightened not understanding what I was lacking. I read within the news once wherein they want us to be anxious about the news because worry makes a great thing in controlling us and changing all the regulations so we don’t have the equal freedoms we had earlier than they made us afraid. Gosh, I can’t win with this news element! Now I even examine news approximately why the news is the way it’s far!
I read once where what I idea changed into news turned into genuinely no longer. It changed into extra like a central authority commercial that was made to look like information. But they got caught. I noticed that on the news.

Well, I wager it’s news, news, news, until we puke or at the least until Jesus comes returned and shuts down the presses and makes us all visit the church of a person else’s desire so we may be satisfied. I examine in which then we’d have to pass by means of Bible rules and stone our rebellious youngsters and girls who had been naughty and tithe to the chosen leaders of God. It might be like Jesus Land however for our personal true and gay humans and whoremongers, however no longer WARmongers, (what’s a monger?) would get slain and we ought to simplest watch stuff like Oklahoma and Nemo reveals Noah…And and and..Oh by no means thoughts, I read about the rapture in the news and I am hoping that at the least in an effort to get those human beings out of right here so we can repair the stuff they broke. I’m scaring myself once more with stuff I read within the information. I’m respiration difficult once more..I gotta take a walk. Gosh, I wish if I am blown up or gassed by using some terrorist whilst out taking walks, they as a minimum get my name proper. I examine on the news where they blended up coincidence victims…Doh…See what I mean!